The Roman Who Could Not Speak

I can never read enough books; I'll never have enough time. It's pretty unfortunate when you think that at some point you won't have the ability to lie in your bed drinking whiskey and water, books in your hands, books in your hair, paper cuts, book marks, just reading until your eyes fail. I'll never unravel the mysteries of ancient languages, Victorian England, or Midwestern survival tactics. Which is just a real damn shame.